So I was just thinking about medic and

saintambrose:

You know Paz’s diary tapes where she laments getting sick and the medical team put her on bedrest?

So I was thinking, she probably had a chest x ray done. And that might prove problematic, considering that it’s pretty easy to determine age through bone development. And imagine Medic just puzzling at these x rays, like, “This is a fully ossified clavicle here, that bone doesn’t complete development until early to mid twenties, wtf?” And so he figures out Paz’s secret and freaks out about her obviously being a spy and immediately goes to Commander Miller with this information (because they’re totally sleeping together at this point and he’s the only person Medic feels safe enough to entrust this secret with) and he just throws up the chest scans and is like. LOOK.

And Miller’s just like “………….what am I looking at.” And medic goes on to tell him that that’s a fully fused clavicle and that we’re most likely looking at a woman close to her mid-twenties, and PLOT TWIST, COMMANDER, but this is Paz’s chest scan we’re looking at. And of course Miller already knows this secret and his face just kinda blanches and he gets really solemn and quiet and firmly closes the door and asks medic who else he’s told about this, and of course medic hasn’t told anyone, he only trusts Kaz with this information, so they kinda have this standoff where Kaz is very gravely like, “Do you trust me? Just keep this secret for me, just trust me on this.” And medic doesn’t know what Kaz has planned or why he knowingly accepted this impostor but medic has a very deep trust and respect for Kaz so he agrees to keep silent on the issue and they share this massive secret together.

And idk where I was going with this but I just like having intimate situations between Kaz/Medic and I feel like it would be one of those important instances that would carry over to the relationship between V and Kaz.

LIKE MEDIC DIDN’T KNOW WHAT KAZ HAD PLANNED BUT HE KEPT THE SECRET ANYWAY.

UGH and I was just thinking, like what if after the Truth tapes, V’s memories start gradually coming back to him, like he’ll get a random flashback out of nowhere, or he’ll have a dream about something he did, but he starts having identity problems because he can’t distinguish between BB’s memories and his own. And since Kaz is his only “constant” and something that he and BB shared, he uses Kaz as his anchor to sanity and will randomly ask him questions to help him sort out his memories. And the Paz thing will come up and it’s just another one of those little intimate things that brings V and Kaz closer together.

I…..I love these fucking schmoopy marshmallows someone please send halp

So I was just thinking about medic and

You know Paz’s diary tapes where she laments getting sick and the medical team put her on bedrest?

So I was thinking, she probably had a chest x ray done. And that might prove problematic, considering that it’s pretty easy to determine age through bone development. And imagine Medic just puzzling at these x rays, like, “This is a fully ossified clavicle here, that bone doesn’t complete development until early to mid twenties, wtf?” And so he figures out Paz’s secret and freaks out about her obviously being a spy and immediately goes to Commander Miller with this information (because they’re totally sleeping together at this point and he’s the only person Medic feels safe enough to entrust this secret with) and he just throws up the chest scans and is like. LOOK.

And Miller’s just like “………….what am I looking at.” And medic goes on to tell him that that’s a fully fused clavicle and that we’re most likely looking at a woman close to her mid-twenties, and PLOT TWIST, COMMANDER, but this is Paz’s chest scan we’re looking at. And of course Miller already knows this secret and his face just kinda blanches and he gets really solemn and quiet and firmly closes the door and asks medic who else he’s told about this, and of course medic hasn’t told anyone, he only trusts Kaz with this information, so they kinda have this standoff where Kaz is very gravely like, “Do you trust me? Just keep this secret for me, just trust me on this.” And medic doesn’t know what Kaz has planned or why he knowingly accepted this impostor but medic has a very deep trust and respect for Kaz so he agrees to keep silent on the issue and they share this massive secret together.

And idk where I was going with this but I just like having intimate situations between Kaz/Medic and I feel like it would be one of those important instances that would carry over to the relationship between V and Kaz.

LIKE MEDIC DIDN’T KNOW WHAT KAZ HAD PLANNED BUT HE KEPT THE SECRET ANYWAY.

polarityplus:

Diamond Dogs – Another poster theme:)

holy shit

I was just thinking, “You know what I’d like to see? Our intrepid Mother Base gang in a Reservoir Dogs getup.”

AND SOMEBODY ALREADY DID IT.

Dude you know what. I think about tpp Kaz topping all the time. I imagine him and Venom during foreplay, and prep is kinda difficult when you’ve only got one hand so I like to imagine V helping Kaz by unscrewing the lube for him and helping him lube up his fingers/dick, &c. For some reason that visual is just super hot to me. =D

g-ambit:

Now this is exactly the kind of thing I wanted. Good.

It just kills me to imagine how frustrating it must be, going from being the sexually hyperactive type of person who has tried everything at least once he used to be to barely being able to move around by himself in TPP.
His only real chance of fully enjoying topping again would probably be with Venom, where they would trust one another enough for this kind of things, and wouldn’t need to have a long talk about it because they understand eachother that much. Venom doesn’t talk much and Kaz doesn’t feel like he has to impress him when they fuck.

But when it comes to one night stand and quick fucks with others, I imagine him to be very closed on himself when that happens, probably making it so it’s done as fast as possible and with very little talk, he’s not here for feelings, he just need to fuck someone hard. But with only one remaining hand he knows his amazing lover reputation took a big hit. He can’t settle on where and how to touch the other, now he has to make a choice every time, does he want to hold them down? pull their hair or jerk them off? Fingering someone and not being able to anything else while doing it would take him so long to get used to. Same for which position to use. He used to love it when people would ride him but now the position just makes him feel weak. At least he still has both his knees…

I love to imagine he can’t even properly get himself off anymore, he can’t stroke and finger himself at the same time, can’t cover his mouth when he starts to make those noises, he’d probably only masturbate when it seems like the only way to deal with too much frustration.

Kaz becoming more and more aggressive and sexually frustrated and depending on Venom for finding real relief.

oh man oh man yeah and like I can totally see Kaz getting really frustrated with masturbation too because he has to relearn how to do it without his dominant hand and just. HAS ANYONE ELSE EVER TRIED TO JERK OFF WITH THEIR NON-DOMINANT HAND JUST FOR THE SAKE OF EXPERIMENTATION? THAT SHIT’S SO DIFFICULT. I imagine him trying to jerk off for the first time after being rescued and trying really hard to find the same rhythm/angle he’d used before but not quite getting it, then ultimately getting frustrated with it and giving up.

Also I imagine him possibly having impotence issues for a while too because that’s a typical side effect of trauma and I see him having a huge emotional breakdown over it because he’s a man who’s essentially placed a great amount of his self-worth in his virility so now he doesn’t even feel human anymore. Only when V is able to coax him out of it and get him reacquainted with physical contact again does he start to come back to life a little.

I also have this little headcanon where he initially does try out a bionic arm because he wants to be active and affectionate like he used to be, and he wants to be able to touch Venom/any other potential partners the way he used to, but he ends up being really disappointed with it because there’s no actual sensation in bionic fingers so he can’t really touch them and it completely defeats the purpose. Also jerking off with cold metal is just really unpleasant to him and he can’t imagine anyone wanting to be touched by cold hard mechanics and he has this minor existential crisis so he flips his shit and like yanks the prosthetic off after the first try and flings it across the room because he’s so disappointed and frustrated at it being such a poor substitute for flesh and blood.

But then this is also why he finds so much comfort in Venom because V knows exactly what he’s going through since he’s already gone through it himself and can help Kaz cope and coach him through the entire process.

Jesus I may write a fic about this.