Tag: star wars

jeusus:

K: You played volleyball?

H: What? No, I told you I took boxing at the academy. 

K: You ought to contact that holosite then, cause you’re listed as 3 times  champion while playing for the Arkanis Academy volleyball team AND also as being their beloved and feared mascot. Looking at the pictures, I understand why, that’s some serious skills you’re displaying right here.

H: Oh stars, I’ve had these pictures wiped out 10 years ago and executed the holosite owner how could you possibly find them?

K: Did you keep the uniform?

twovillainsinlove:

I just remembered that post where someone said that Kylo tried the “you’re nothing but not to me” line with Rey because it worked on Hux before and DAMN it broke my heart 

but in a none angst note Hux would probably throw his tarine tea into Kylo’s face and refuse to talk to him for a week if Kylo even dared to say the words “you’re nothing” to his face

Kylo: you’re nothing but not to me

Hux, after throwing his tea into Kylo’s face: I am nothing? I had my own group of murderous children following me when I was 7! I am the youngest general in the first order! I fucking destroyed a star! I killed my father and unlike some people I didn’t have a mental breakdown over it