star wars – Page 7 – Can You Bring Me The Gun of Rambo?

Want some fandom crack?

Let’s mash together The StarWars Sequels and The Fifth Element
The crossover you didn’t ask for, didn’t need, and really, really, don’t want~!

Alternative title The Sith Element: Love is worth Shaving

More shit I spent way too much time making when I’m supposed to be ~~sleeping~~ working on other things. I’ll see myself out of the fandom now… maybe.

I want all the swapped out characters to keep their personalities in a way… except for Leia, she needs to call Kylo and chew him out like Korben’s mom.
If you think this is bad, don’t even bother asking me what I’d do to canon if Disney/Lucas ever let me.

thissisatitle:

“_Do you think they will manage to come back to the fleet one day?”

bast-imret:

Hux after the gym in Star Wars IX
I love

this gossip :3

gaylo-ben:

hux opens his door to a horrific surprise.

headcanon of how hux got her as a kitten on the finalzier after kylo joined the first order.

this whole time i thought millicent was from harry potter–holy shit, did pablo make her up? this one goes out to @pablohidalgo for helping more pets get into space #Spacepets!

gaylo-ben:

“Arms above your head. Hold your left wrist with your right hand.”

A young Lieutenant Hux teaches virgin Padawan Ben Solo some very important lessons…

a BenArmie commission for the amazing @gefionne based on their beautiful dialogue. This was a very fun prompt for a very awesome fic. (: thank you for the support!

////*🔥commissions currently open for the summertime!🔥* *direct message any interest! @gaylo-ben-commission 👍

jeusus:

Fire at will. Don’t come back until the whole region is secure.

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Single Dad!Hux won’t let something like the daycare being suddenly shut down by the Supreme Leader for “security reasons” prevent him from working.

Aral is not Ren’s. What are you talking about, he looks nothing like him.