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cylin-aka-ankamo:

Isolation Cell

“Do you think it’s wise to turn it back on?”
“Phasma, I need to know what happened.”
“It’s a BattleR-E-N, Hux! It is made to kill. That’s what it did.”
“It malfunctioned. According to the official report at least. But I want to know why.”
“Even if it kills you?”
“That’s a stupid idiom to use in this sit- oh, you meant it literally…”
“…”
“It won’t kill me.”
“Correct me if I’m wrong, but to get any usable data-output you have to turn it back on. Not just the secondary OS, but the whole thing. Fully functional. How is that safe exactly? For you –  or anyone in this complex?”
“I’ll do it in an isolation chamber.”
“With a PX-45 blaster at the ready.”
“That’s overkill.”
“Hux, it’s a kriffing BattleR-E-N!”
“…”
“I’ll observe. If it so much as looks at you the wrong way, I’m hitting the kill-switch and it will be decommissioned.”
“Yes, yes. Okay.”

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cylin-aka-ankamo:

“Do you like having cold things in your bed, Sir?”
“You’re not cold.”
“I am a droid, Sir.”
“Don’t call me ‘Sir’. I don’t own you. First Order Industries does.”
“That is correct, Sir- Hux. Why do you seek physical closeness with a broken droid, Hux?”
“Well, I … I don’t exactly… connect well with other people.”
“I understand. I don’t connect well to the Directive either.”
“I know.”
“It’s because I’m malfunctioning sometimes. Battle droids, which-”
“You’re fine. There is nothing wrong with you, R-E-N.”

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