I am storyboarding the worst scene ever at work, so I had to draw something fun afterwards. (づ￣ ³￣)づ
Tag: star wars
okay i saw a post about Hux being the one with the monster sized dick™ and im all here for that
+kylo seeing it for the first time (he’ll claim it was an accident but he shouldn’t have barged into hux’s quarters) and getting all starry eyed, mooning over hux’s dick, and making it his goddamn mission to get that in him asap.
+it takes forever but eventually kylo manages to take it and hux is just like ‘holy shit…’ while kylo is nothing more then a drooling mess.
+hux is a bit self conscious about his size tbh. hes always been anxious over meeting a partner and turning them off the minute they see his dick™ (it happened once and it was the most embarrassing moment of hux’s life).
+kylo just worships the shit outta hux’s dick. like he becomes needy for it 24/7.
+hux finding out the best way to shut kylo up is to give him a good dicking. if kylo isn’t all glassy eyed and unable to sit properly afterwards then hux isn’t giving it to him good enough.
I liked him because he allowed me to explore the notion of authority — he’s someone who enjoys authority and holds onto it at all costs. We talked about the idea that he’s obsessive and probably doesn’t sleep much. So he was pale with dark eyes. We wanted him to look like somebody who was dead set on one thing. — Domhnall on General Hux
I feel like all Kylux fans are low key afraid that Hux will be killed off by Snoke in the very beginning of VIII as a punishment for the Starkiller disaster. But literally nothing will make the Dark Side look less competent than killing their most competent villain. Seriously, literally all progress they made was because of Hux, and he was the least guilty for the
Starkiller disaster.
What Hux was meant to do in TFA:
- Be a side villain
What Hux actually did:
- Destroyed a star system which puts him with the likes of such Dark Lords of the Sith as Exar Kun and Naga Sadow
- Destroyed the capital of the Republic in the process
- Destroyed Republic’s fleet
- Fed a star to his pet project
- Probably killed more people than any other villain in SW movies before
- Saved Kylo’s ass from exploding with the Starkiller
What Kylo was meant to do in TFA:
- Prevent the Resistance from getting the map to Luke
What Kylo actually did:
- Exactly the opposite
- Killed Han, but failed to level up from it
- Helped to destroy the Starkiller by bringing Rey there and not alarming Hux about the sabotage
- Put Finn in coma (but he will be fine)
- Get his ass kicked
What Phasma was meant to do in TFA:
- Her job
What she actually did:
- Asked Kylo what to do
- Jumpscared Finn
- Went down like a bitch
What Snoke was meant to do in TFA:
- ???
What he did:
- ???
- Fucked up a perfectly good kid
- Bitched at Hux
You take Hux out of the equation, and all the First Order achieved in TFA is killing one old smuggler and putting a traitor in coma. That’s pathetic. They had thousands of soldiers, the Starkiller, Resurgent-class Star Destroyers, a Sith wannabe, and their total body count is 1,5.
Hux is officially the best asset the First Order has, and if Snoke will kill him off, Leia will personally send him a “Thank you” card.
hux’s butt – the galaxy’s finest peach 🍑
“Ren, put me down this instant!”
can’t stop thinking about #huxbuttgate … neither can kylo, so he decides to take matters into his own hands… and bed. kylo can tell hux loves it, so he carries him around butt naked all across the finalizer <3!
kylux – “Stop trying to kiss me, Ren.”
“But you’re Emperor now, Hux.. you can have anything you want.”
“…What I want is for you to shut the hell up and do what you’re here for.”
emporer hux’s bedroom is beautiful. it’s got first order bedpost curtains like a king, and a custom designed window to the stars so he can keep an eye on the galaxy… and of course his royal guard dog, kylo ren, sleeps by his side for ultimate protection.
The General’s most personal Unsolved Mystery
Hux looks everywhere for the radar technician that he has a crush on… But he is the only one on the Finalizer who doesn’t know Matt is Hux’s rival, Kylo Ren…
//Yayyyy!! @huxloween 2017 is here! Day one prompt: unsolved mysteries.
Can You Bring Me The Gun of Rambo? 