this is plainly just for Hux~
Tag: star wars
I headcanon that Hux does yoga to relieve (Kylo Ren induced) stress. Kylo does not know how to deal with this.
“Do you like them?”
“Actually, I do.”
“I thought they would look nice on a Grand Marshal uniform.”
“…Are you serious?”
“I’m always serious.”
Kylux – Consummation of the Supreme Leader
Before the battle of Crait, Kylo Ren and General Hux had just enough time to consummate the new supreme leader.
Hux used to threaten that he would only fuck him “Over Snoke’s dead body” never thinking Ren could do such a thing. That day came sooner than Hux thought…
Hux was already down on his knees anyway…. Long live Supreme Leader Ren. Keep your enemies close.
//happy st armitage day 2018 to our favorite irish man-donut ❤ cheers Kyluxers!
uh so Hux is lowkey obsessed with Kylo’s gigantic chest and stops giving a fuck this one time they get wasted
Kylo is amused yet flattered 🙂
slutty virgin Hux who coasted through the academy and the early years of his career on the unspoken promise of sexual favors that he always weaseled out of performing
slutty virgin Hux letting an older, brawnier cadet watch him shower and change in the communal refresher
they never touch
none of the other cadets – the ones who despise him – touch him either
slutty virgin Hux sharing a meal with a superior officer, one of the tedious leftover Imps, to discuss his career
he listens raptly to war stories, pretends to be a little drunk, shows his pale delicate wrist while reaching for a glass
he makes captain that year
“I like your lines,” Ren says, slurring a bit.
“Children, Wake up” by @hollyhark.
Holly I’m so sorry I took so long to do this.
Can You Bring Me The Gun of Rambo? 