Tag: spoilers kinda

irisparry:

kylo: at last, I will take my rightful place on the throne of the galaxy. I will fulfil my destiny.

*climbs steps to the throne*

kylo: I have toiled so long in secret for this moment and now it is upon me.

*lowers butt solemnly to throne*

hux: MBLERGH IT’S ME

*stabs him*

eglantineprice:

REN: …and when Dameron picks up, you say, “Patch me through to Officer Anblomi, first name Neel.” Got it?

HUX [determinedly]: Understood.

REN: Good. I’m putting the comm through now.

POE [picking up]: Dameron here.

HUX: This is General Hux of the First Order. Patch me through to –

REN [hissing]: NO! You’re not supposed to tell him who you are!

HUX: Don’t be ridiculous, Ren. How else will Officer Anblomi identify the person to whom he is speaking?

REN: …Hux, there is no Officer Anblomi. It’s a joke name. He doesn’t exist.

HUX [bewildered]: Why are we calling someone who doesn’t exist?

POE [over the comm]: Does he seriously not know how to make a crank call, Solo?

REN: He just – Look, he wasn’t allowed to have fun as a kid, OK? Leave him alone.