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Kylux – Galactic Apocalypse

“Hux,
Stay with me! …Please…” Kylo would unleash an apocalypse upon the
galaxy if he lost his General. The Grand Marshal of his heart…

Precious
space ginger Hux. Episode IX, please do not be cruel. Let us keep our
First Order princelings. They think they’re right… from a certain
point of view? @huxloween​ Apocalypse. Thanks to Huxloween for another amazing year!

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Kylo Ren is a F*cking C*nt: a documentary in which the filmmakers follow around General Hux of the First Order, who encourages them to document how incompetent Kylo Ren is and how frustrating, lonely, and downright dangerous it is to work under that madman. But as the film progresses, the two begin to find common ground, and after a series of increasingly civil exchanges, Kylo Ren makes a heartfelt apology to Hux and promotes him to Grand Marshal. Towards the end of the documentary, the filmmakers secretly capture the pair passionately making out in a supply closet.

(The title of the film comes from a candid statement made by Hux at the beginning of the film, when he believed the cameras were off. The filmmakers are later hanged for portraying Hux and Ren in an unflattering light.)

The film makes its rounds on the HoloNet, despite Hux putting the might of the First Order behind stopping it. But rather than tarnishing the First Order’s public image, the movie serves to humanize its leaders in the eyes of their subjects. Soon, officials from FO territories are calling for their leaders to marry and produce an heir, in order to cement their power, and even the (heavily censored) news media begins speculating…