the self-appointed lifeguard of the 1974 beach party
Haha I like to think about Kaz compulsively getting tested for STDs like every month because he’s paranoid af about it, and one day medic sends for him with URGENT NEWS, “I need to see you IMMEDIATELY” so Kaz is freaking the fuck out and rushing over to medical and is a total nervous wreck, and medic turns to him and is like
“Kaz…your blood tests came back and I’m very concerned….you have……VERY HIGH CHOLESTEROL”
And Kaz just about passes out, he’s like JESUS CHRIST YOU SCARED THE CRAP OUT OF ME I THOUGHT IT WAS SERIOUS
And medic’s just like “……………….this is fucking serious, you’re a hamburger away from a fucking stroke, bro. Here is your new diet and exercise regimen, stick to it RELIGIOUSLY”
Cut to them at breakfast in the mess hall, medic and Kaz and BB are chilling around the taco buffet and Kaz is scooping extra bacon onto his breakfast tacos and medic just gives him this heart-stopping scowl, takes Kaz’s tray out of his hands and scoops all the bacon off and hands it back to him
Kaz glares at him. “I THINK YOU’RE THE FUCKING ANTICHRIST.”
And BB’s just laughing, eating his bacon like an animal and making horrendous moaning sounds while he’s doing it and Kaz pouts at them both
A little Ocelot & DD drawing (I thought it would be cute to make a gif out of this xD) It’s one of my headcanons that Ocelot raised the little puppy and also cuddled with him till DD felt asleep in his arms. So here ya go =) Feel free to reblog, follow and fav ♥ @art-mago
This one is for everyone who loves Ocelot as much as I do U//U ♥♥ He deserves so much more, poor kitten.
In my particular mkaz universe, he isn’t aware. Kaz and medic both know it would probably be in their best interest to keep things secret, especially with as passionate as their relationship ends up becoming and how Kaz tends to immediately go to medic for comfort and aftercare from BB’s abuse. 😰 I hinted at BB finding out much later in my bbkaz fic that I wrote a while back, but that doesn’t happen until just after the events of TPP. And he’s definitely jealous, but sort of impotent to do anything about it since he’s still supposed to be disappeared at that point so he kind of just has to scowl at them from a distance and suffer 😄😄
Medic may be the sweetest softest squishpuff to ever walk the earth but don’t dare try to tell me he isn’t kinky af
He’s a 42 year old gay man, this dude has no shame
“Kaz, I got you a present”
*bends Kaz over and proceeds to gently spread him open and insert a massive butt plug into him first thing in the morning*
“Keep that in for me today. Try to walk normal, Boss will notice and we can’t have him finding out” ~~~~
And all day Kaz is like 😏😏😏 with his dick rock hard but he refuses to go hide and rub one out because he wants to save it for medic at the end of the day
Trying to walk normally in front of all the soldiers and keep a straight face when BB is talking to him just turns him on even more because all he can think about is how thick the plug feels in his bottom and what medic’s going to do to him later
By lunchtime Kaz is trembling violently and his cock is so hard that he can barely walk, so he shows up at the medical platform on the verge of tears and begs medic to get him off because he just really needs to come or he’ll die
Medic just keeps a serene face, barely even looks at him as he closes the door to the exam room and swings the stirrups out from the table.
Kaz just stares at him blankly, like Are you fucking serious?
And medic just deadpans him. “Feet in the stirrups or you get nothing.”
And Kaz is just dying so he’s like Fuck it and tears his clothes off and sheepishly climbs up on the table, blushing furiously the whole time because it’s fucking humiliating but he absolutely loves how exposed it makes him feel and he trusts medic so deeply that it makes it feel more intimate
Medic snaps the latex gloves on for added effect because Kaz loves it, and then medic spends an agonising amount of time teasing and edging Kaz, softly kissing and sucking and biting up the insides of his thighs, running his gloved fingers over his skin, kissing and licking the underside of his balls and cock, and toying with the plug that’s still inside him and gets him to the point where he’s making these shrill sobbing sounds and crying and begging medic to let him come, please
So medic places a hand on Kaz’s tummy to hold him down while he starts toying with his plug, idly twisting it around inside him first, then gradually starts to gently fuck him with it while he sucks him off.
Kaz comes immediately, he’s sobbing and moaning and he knows pretty much the entire medical platform can hear him but he doesn’t care because it feels so good, and he’s writhing around so much that medic has to hold him down to keep him from falling on the floor
Kaz is much too spent and sleepy to even move afterwards, so medic delicately slides the plug out of him and eases his feet out of the stirrups, then maneuvers him into a more comfortable position and drapes a blanket over him. He snaps his gloves off, grabs a tissue and gently dries Kaz’s tears and lovingly dabs at his mouth where he’d been drooling a little, then kisses his forehead as he tells him how well he did and strokes his hair until he falls asleep.
Medic may be the sweetest softest squishpuff to ever walk the earth but don’t dare try to tell me he isn’t kinky af
He’s a 42 year old gay man, this dude has no shame
“Kaz, I got you a present”
*bends Kaz over and proceeds to gently spread him open and insert a massive butt plug into him first thing in the morning*
“Keep that in for me today. Try to walk normal, Boss will notice and we can’t have him finding out” ~~~~
And all day Kaz is like 😏😏😏 with his dick rock hard but he refuses to go hide and rub one out because he wants to save it for medic at the end of the day
Can You Bring Me The Gun of Rambo? 