Tag: me

holy crap I’m starting to get my face baaaaaaack FINALLY

My entire face was so swollen for like four days and I was freaking out because I had no idea that a SUNBURN could do that or that sun poisoning was even a thing

And I was too afraid to go see a doctor because I really don’t feel like paying $1000 for a thirty minute visit and a beefed up shot of Benadryl lol America

My eyes are still kind of puffy but at least I look marginally like myself again, christ. That was the scariest shit to wake up to for four days straight.

Ever wake up feeling like you’ve only been asleep for ten minutes and you’re so exhausted that you actually start crying?

No bartender should ever be up this early.

People complain about never getting to see me with my hair down, so here it is before I wrestle this mess into a bun which I DON’T EVEN HAVE THE ENERGY TO DO

Bonus picture of annoying cat who always thinks it’s cool to rub against me and try to crawl in my lap when I’m about to leave in my ALL BLACK UNIFORM, so I figured I’d annoy her back and make her uncomfortable.

Let’s get ready for the shit show that is St. Patrick’s Day, shall we