liquid snake – Can You Bring Me The Gun of Rambo?

Sketched 2 snakes and a cat

its ok eli if i looked like you id walk around shirtless all the time too

leave adelon olone and let them draw smoking sadboys for the 3rd or 4th time this month

edit: pose here

sn444ke:

the only moment we were alone

Liquid Snake looks like a rebellious Disney prince that decided he’d rather get caught in a mosh at a thrash show than save some princess in a tower

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Commission for @agentkaz! Thank you so much! ❤

Do you ever just…………think about how Davesnake prolly had idle moments during the Shadow Moses incident where he fondly reminisced to Master Miller over the radio about the kinky sex they have or whatever and Liquid’s on the other end just like ……………….. D: D: D: *play it cool play it cool your brother just described in great detail about his cum-filled asshole juST FLIRT BACK U CAN DO THIS ELI* and it’s just, like, really awk

ikiew:

this drawing started out much different but this is ok.

eenocs:

self-indulgent liquidwolfs

bye

one-punch-titty:

Snowball fight

The best part about offscreen deaths is that they’re so easy to dismiss and headcanon as faked.

Kazuhira Miller is, indeed, alive.

Ocelot went after him with every intention of killing him, but when it came time to do the honours, he couldn’t do it. Obviously these two aren’t friends, but they did have a working relationship for some time and came to know one another quite well, and despite their disagreements, were aligned by the same goals for quite a while.

So Ocelot gets a sudden wave of nostalgia and decides against killing him, and instead he doses Kaz with tetrodotoxin (which is actually a neurotoxin, so that part is arguably 100% canon).

So he makes it look like he killed Master Miller (for Liquid’s sake) – shows him the body and everything, and then Liquid goes really quiet for a long moment and just stares at the body in a sort of detached state and maybe whispers something like “He was the only man who ever showed me compassion” then snaps out of it and gingerly takes Kaz’s sunglasses off of his face.

Catherine ends up walking in, sees her father’s body and tries to rouse him, but the moment she realizes he’s “dead” Ocelot comes up behind her and sedates her so she won’t see her assailants’ faces. She finally wakes up and the house is empty save for her and her dead father, and later when Ames sends the agent to Miller’s home, he discovers Catherine sitting in a catatonic daze next to her father’s body.

When FOXHOUND claims the body, Ocelot sneaks in and extracts Kaz and swaps him out with a random corpse, which is cremated before an autopsy can be performed due to a “clerical error.”

When Kaz wakes up, Ocelot has made arrangements for him to make a discreet escape, just like he did for Big Boss in 1984. He informs Kaz that they’re even now, and they go their separate ways. Kaz doesn’t know who to trust anymore or who all still wants him dead, so he goes into hiding indefinitely.

Kaz returns to Mother Base, which was never decommissioned and has since been abandoned, and recruits a new army and continues the dream that Big Boss never could quite finish as a final fuck you to him.

Special Agent Catherine Miller; FBI dedicates her life investigating the cold case of a murder that didn’t actually happen.