like to a disproportionate degree? – Can You Bring Me The Gun of Rambo?

steverogers-barnes:

okay i saw a post about Hux being the one with the monster sized dick™ and im all here for that

+kylo seeing it for the first time (he’ll claim it was an accident but he shouldn’t have barged into hux’s quarters) and getting all starry eyed, mooning over hux’s dick, and making it his goddamn mission to get that in him asap.

+it takes forever but eventually kylo manages to take it and hux is just like ‘holy shit…’ while kylo is nothing more then a drooling mess.

+hux is a bit self conscious about his size tbh. hes always been anxious over meeting a partner and turning them off the minute they see his dick™ (it happened once and it was the most embarrassing moment of hux’s life).

+kylo just worships the shit outta hux’s dick. like he becomes needy for it 24/7.

+hux finding out the best way to shut kylo up is to give him a good dicking. if kylo isn’t all glassy eyed and unable to sit properly afterwards then hux isn’t giving it to him good enough.