kylos new baby blanket
he keeps his cape on with the force , also hux’s hair is slicked back with the tears of starkiller base #vanityfairgate #evilsideburns
Tag: kylux
I found out yesterday it was a dear friends Birthday and sadly didn’t have time to draw them something. So I dedicate this finished piece to my darling @bona–mana. Who is not only a wonderful friend but a big inspiration to me. I hope you have the best birthday today and get all the presents ❤❤
“These faces are all so perfect. Too perfect.”
“You want an imperfect face?”
“I am imperfect.”
“Ok, uhm. We can create a new one. Let me start up the program. … Here you can play with these levers there and see what happens on screen.”
“Thank you, Hux.”
I Do Not Like It Here At Night
“I do not like it here at night, Sir. I am alone.”
“But there are always people in the lab.”
“Yes, but I have to pretend I am offline. And…you are not here, Sir.”
“Oh. Okay. Uhm…But you can’t hide in my office under the table.”
“Can I go where you go, Sir?”
“You want to spend your nights at my bedsit?”
“Yes, Sir, if I may.”
“That…hm… Okay. We need to find you something to disguise you a little. Research subjects are not supposed to leave the lab.”
Directive
“What about updates? Troubleshooting? Overwrites?”
“I am unable to connect to the Directive, Sir.”
“That is very curious. That’s a base command. It should be impossible not to connect. Unless it is manually deactivated… but even then it reboots automatically once your OS does.”
“It is not accessible to me.”
“So you function without directives? What gives you executive commands?”
“I act according to… I am actually unable to answer this question, Sir. But I act… according to… something. Some… drive?”
“Right.”
“I am broken, Sir.”
“You see I’m not entirely sure about that. For a broken droid, you function remarkable well.”
“But something is wrong.”
“Something is definitely unusual, I grant you that, R-E-N.”
“Sir… are you here to terminate me?”
“No.”
“Are you here to fix me?”
“…”
“Can you fix me, Sir?”
“… I don’t know what’s wrong with you yet. I would like to run some tests.”
“Of course, Sir. … Sir?”
“Yes?”
“If you find something… Can you make it right again?”
“…”
“Please? Sir?”
“I don’t know.”
I realized I didn’t post here in a while so have some fidget spinner Hux !
Inspired by Pablo Hidalgo’s latest reveal about Hux, and lovely twitter folks ! ヽ(o♡o)/Kylo using the Force to take Hux’s fidget spinner away just to annoy him. It’s revenge for Hux letting Millicent sit on Kylo’s face.
Do you know why you’re here?
“R-E-N, do you know why you’re here?”
“I malfunctioned, Sir.”
“Yes, you did. Quite spectacularly so.”
“It is not deleted, but still I cannot access that memory cluster: Did people die, Sir?”
“Yes, 32. You have corrupted memory banks? Interesting. Do you still remember why you did it?”
“I got so angry…”
“That’s not possible.”
“But I did, Sir. They wanted to terminate me and I got angry and … scared.”
“That is not possible, R-E-N.”Phasma is a stress smoker. Hux is probably costing her years of her life…
Isolation Cell
“Do you think it’s wise to turn it back on?”
“Phasma, I need to know what happened.”
“It’s a BattleR-E-N, Hux! It is made to kill. That’s what it did.”
“It malfunctioned. According to the official report at least. But I want to know why.”
“Even if it kills you?”
“That’s a stupid idiom to use in this sit- oh, you meant it literally…”
“…”
“It won’t kill me.”
“Correct me if I’m wrong, but to get any usable data-output you have to turn it back on. Not just the secondary OS, but the whole thing. Fully functional. How is that safe exactly? For you – or anyone in this complex?”
“I’ll do it in an isolation chamber.”
“With a PX-45 blaster at the ready.”
“That’s overkill.”
“Hux, it’s a kriffing BattleR-E-N!”
“…”
“I’ll observe. If it so much as looks at you the wrong way, I’m hitting the kill-switch and it will be decommissioned.”
“Yes, yes. Okay.”
Can You Bring Me The Gun of Rambo? 