okay i saw a post about Hux being the one with the monster sized dick™ and im all here for that
+kylo seeing it for the first time (he’ll claim it was an accident but he shouldn’t have barged into hux’s quarters) and getting all starry eyed, mooning over hux’s dick, and making it his goddamn mission to get that in him asap.
+it takes forever but eventually kylo manages to take it and hux is just like ‘holy shit…’ while kylo is nothing more then a drooling mess.
+hux is a bit self conscious about his size tbh. hes always been anxious over meeting a partner and turning them off the minute they see his dick™ (it happened once and it was the most embarrassing moment of hux’s life).
+kylo just worships the shit outta hux’s dick. like he becomes needy for it 24/7.
+hux finding out the best way to shut kylo up is to give him a good dicking. if kylo isn’t all glassy eyed and unable to sit properly afterwards then hux isn’t giving it to him good enough.
Tag: kylux
Every time I see Domhnall’s ass I’m like “goddamn who wouldn’t wanna eat their lunch off of that” AND THEN I GOT AN IDEA
I wanna read a fic where Hux is the naked sushi model in one of those nantaimori restaurants and Kylo is a regular who doesn’t even really like sushi, just comes in frequently so he can eat his lunch off of his favorite ginger model
hux’s butt – the galaxy’s finest peach 🍑
“Ren, put me down this instant!”
can’t stop thinking about #huxbuttgate … neither can kylo, so he decides to take matters into his own hands… and bed. kylo can tell hux loves it, so he carries him around butt naked all across the finalizer <3!
kylux – “Stop trying to kiss me, Ren.”
“But you’re Emperor now, Hux.. you can have anything you want.”
“…What I want is for you to shut the hell up and do what you’re here for.”
emporer hux’s bedroom is beautiful. it’s got first order bedpost curtains like a king, and a custom designed window to the stars so he can keep an eye on the galaxy… and of course his royal guard dog, kylo ren, sleeps by his side for ultimate protection.
The General’s most personal Unsolved Mystery
Hux looks everywhere for the radar technician that he has a crush on… But he is the only one on the Finalizer who doesn’t know Matt is Hux’s rival, Kylo Ren…
//Yayyyy!! @huxloween 2017 is here! Day one prompt: unsolved mysteries.
Thanks to all the glorious Crash Pad gifs, I felt inspired enough to finish this drawing ✧٩(•́⌄•́๑)
The knight returns –
I just wanted to draw their body differences, but then I changed the poses and tested new brushes and this happened.
“He’s got a kriffin’ Battle R-E-N in there!”
“Pfassk!
“Sir, we need to move now. What’s your order?”
“Kriffing Hell! … Yeah, okay. Take them out. Both of them!”
Can You Bring Me The Gun of Rambo? 