Tag: kaz/medic

Sometimes I think about nauseatingly schmoopy headcanons like

Medic and Kaz sneak off to the beach sometimes while BB isn’t looking and hang out in a secluded area with a hammock strung up between two palm trees, the wind’s blowing off the ocean so the trees are swaying gently in the breeze and the motion of the hammock rocks them to sleep while they’re spooning and watching the sunset

But then my brain’s an asshole and something really stupid happens, like a coconut falls from the tree and hits Kaz square in the head

And he’s like WTF I THOUGHT THAT ONLY HAPPENED IN CARTOONS, GODDAMN OW and he’s pissed off so he kicks the coconut with his bare foot like an idiot

So instead of a romantic evening cuddling in a hammock and watching the sunset, medic gets to treat a concussion and a few broken toes for a grumpy commander

Re: Mkaz suppositories, you know medic is just telling him to sit still and stop squirming acting totally innocent to what’s going on but…. He knows……

LOL and medic likes to tease him with it like, “Now Commander, if you don’t hold still we’re gonna have to do this all over again”

And Kaz’s face in the pillow is like 😏

So I was just thinking about medic and

saintambrose:

You know Paz’s diary tapes where she laments getting sick and the medical team put her on bedrest?

So I was thinking, she probably had a chest x ray done. And that might prove problematic, considering that it’s pretty easy to determine age through bone development. And imagine Medic just puzzling at these x rays, like, “This is a fully ossified clavicle here, that bone doesn’t complete development until early to mid twenties, wtf?” And so he figures out Paz’s secret and freaks out about her obviously being a spy and immediately goes to Commander Miller with this information (because they’re totally sleeping together at this point and he’s the only person Medic feels safe enough to entrust this secret with) and he just throws up the chest scans and is like. LOOK.

And Miller’s just like “………….what am I looking at.” And medic goes on to tell him that that’s a fully fused clavicle and that we’re most likely looking at a woman close to her mid-twenties, and PLOT TWIST, COMMANDER, but this is Paz’s chest scan we’re looking at. And of course Miller already knows this secret and his face just kinda blanches and he gets really solemn and quiet and firmly closes the door and asks medic who else he’s told about this, and of course medic hasn’t told anyone, he only trusts Kaz with this information, so they kinda have this standoff where Kaz is very gravely like, “Do you trust me? Just keep this secret for me, just trust me on this.” And medic doesn’t know what Kaz has planned or why he knowingly accepted this impostor but medic has a very deep trust and respect for Kaz so he agrees to keep silent on the issue and they share this massive secret together.

And idk where I was going with this but I just like having intimate situations between Kaz/Medic and I feel like it would be one of those important instances that would carry over to the relationship between V and Kaz.

LIKE MEDIC DIDN’T KNOW WHAT KAZ HAD PLANNED BUT HE KEPT THE SECRET ANYWAY.

UGH and I was just thinking, like what if after the Truth tapes, V’s memories start gradually coming back to him, like he’ll get a random flashback out of nowhere, or he’ll have a dream about something he did, but he starts having identity problems because he can’t distinguish between BB’s memories and his own. And since Kaz is his only “constant” and something that he and BB shared, he uses Kaz as his anchor to sanity and will randomly ask him questions to help him sort out his memories. And the Paz thing will come up and it’s just another one of those little intimate things that brings V and Kaz closer together.

I…..I love these fucking schmoopy marshmallows someone please send halp

So I was just thinking about medic and

You know Paz’s diary tapes where she laments getting sick and the medical team put her on bedrest?

So I was thinking, she probably had a chest x ray done. And that might prove problematic, considering that it’s pretty easy to determine age through bone development. And imagine Medic just puzzling at these x rays, like, “This is a fully ossified clavicle here, that bone doesn’t complete development until early to mid twenties, wtf?” And so he figures out Paz’s secret and freaks out about her obviously being a spy and immediately goes to Commander Miller with this information (because they’re totally sleeping together at this point and he’s the only person Medic feels safe enough to entrust this secret with) and he just throws up the chest scans and is like. LOOK.

And Miller’s just like “………….what am I looking at.” And medic goes on to tell him that that’s a fully fused clavicle and that we’re most likely looking at a woman close to her mid-twenties, and PLOT TWIST, COMMANDER, but this is Paz’s chest scan we’re looking at. And of course Miller already knows this secret and his face just kinda blanches and he gets really solemn and quiet and firmly closes the door and asks medic who else he’s told about this, and of course medic hasn’t told anyone, he only trusts Kaz with this information, so they kinda have this standoff where Kaz is very gravely like, “Do you trust me? Just keep this secret for me, just trust me on this.” And medic doesn’t know what Kaz has planned or why he knowingly accepted this impostor but medic has a very deep trust and respect for Kaz so he agrees to keep silent on the issue and they share this massive secret together.

And idk where I was going with this but I just like having intimate situations between Kaz/Medic and I feel like it would be one of those important instances that would carry over to the relationship between V and Kaz.

LIKE MEDIC DIDN’T KNOW WHAT KAZ HAD PLANNED BUT HE KEPT THE SECRET ANYWAY.