Let’s mash together The StarWars Sequels and The Fifth Element The crossover you didn’t ask for, didn’t need, and really, really, don’t want~!
Alternative title The Sith Element: Love is worth Shaving
More shit I spent way too much time making when I’m supposed to be sleepingworking on other things. I’ll see myself out of the fandom now… maybe.
I want all the swapped out characters to keep their personalities in a way… except for Leia, she needs to call Kylo and chew him out like Korben’s mom. If you think this is bad, don’t even bother asking me what I’d do to canon if Disney/Lucas ever let me.
Can You Bring Me The Gun of Rambo? 