It’s been over a year since I’ve mentioned this, but considering how the VC fandom is picking up over here I keep thinking about the TVC/MGS crossover I was considering a while back and I KNOW IT MAKES NO SENSE OK and it sounds silly as fuck but imagine
Instead of getting woken up by some rock band in the 80s, Lestat gets woken up by Kazuhira Miller playing Love Deterrence in 1974
haha god I’m laughing so hard as I’m typing this but consider
like for some reason Kaz is in New Orleans and he just. Wakes Lestat up and it’s hilarious, Kaz is the first human Lestat sees after coming up out of the ground and this twunk-ass motherfucker is the most beautiful thing Lestat has ever seen
He falls for Kaz, stalks him back to MB
Scares the living piss out of BB, oh my god it’s so hilarious, BB actually wets his pants
And of course the medic is there, how could I leave him out
And he is absolutely 100% done with Lestat’s shit the moment he starts slinking around the base. Ronan does not trust him one bit, absolutely hates the guy, does not hesitate to tell him every time he sees him that he would love nothing more than to vivisect him on a slab and find out what makes him work out of nothing more than medical curiosity (he’s just being a savage because he’s super protective of Kaz)
Lestat’s pissed because the medic is not the least bit afraid of him. But then Marius rolls in and he and Ronan hit it off immediately (I mean, Ro’s about the same age Marius was when he was turned, is a contemporary renaissance man, he’s cultured and sophisticated and his mother was an opera singer and he plays the piano too?? good god, this is the bromance to end all bromances, Marius loves him)
Lestat gets jealous, resorts to terrorizing BB for funsies, and also to annoy the medic
idk I’m only halfway serious with this, I kinda want to do it but I don’t know if I want it to be all crack or super grimdark and edgy with some dark humor thrown in
but I’m laughing so hard right now BB WOULD FREAK THE FUCK OUT LOL
Can You Bring Me The Gun of Rambo? 