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REN: …and when Dameron picks up, you say, “Patch me through to Officer Anblomi, first name Neel.” Got it?

HUX [determinedly]: Understood.

REN: Good. I’m putting the comm through now.

POE [picking up]: Dameron here.

HUX: This is General Hux of the First Order. Patch me through to –

REN [hissing]: NO! You’re not supposed to tell him who you are!

HUX: Don’t be ridiculous, Ren. How else will Officer Anblomi identify the person to whom he is speaking?

REN: …Hux, there is no Officer Anblomi. It’s a joke name. He doesn’t exist.

HUX [bewildered]: Why are we calling someone who doesn’t exist?

POE [over the comm]: Does he seriously not know how to make a crank call, Solo?

REN: He just – Look, he wasn’t allowed to have fun as a kid, OK? Leave him alone.