hi yes hello it’s me – Page 3 – Can You Bring Me The Gun of Rambo?

Fucking role models. Not drunk at all.

Sometimes I consider getting my nose re-pierced but then I remember how often I pick my nose and how getting it pierced again would seriously hinder my favourite pastime and I’m like nah

It looked cool tho 😦

Also lol yeah I was a delivery driver for Pizza Hut FUN FACT
How the fuck old am I that I worked for them back when the uNIFORMS STILL LOOKED LIKE THAT /wrists

Oh look I actually bothered to put on makeup for once

“BUT MISS ABM0RSE Y U NO WEAR UR HAIR DOWN EVER”

because I have too fuckin much of it

~~me and Ocelot have the same nose lol~~

Sometimes I feel like she’s judging my smut while I’m writing. GO TO SLEEP JOLIE

Ever wake up feeling like you’ve only been asleep for ten minutes and you’re so exhausted that you actually start crying?

No bartender should ever be up this early.

People complain about never getting to see me with my hair down, so here it is before I wrestle this mess into a bun which I DON’T EVEN HAVE THE ENERGY TO DO

Bonus picture of annoying cat who always thinks it’s cool to rub against me and try to crawl in my lap when I’m about to leave in my ALL BLACK UNIFORM, so I figured I’d annoy her back and make her uncomfortable.

Let’s get ready for the shit show that is St. Patrick’s Day, shall we

18-hour-shifts-back-to-back chic. Procrastinating because I’m too ded to climb my ass upstairs for a shower. And I have four more days to go. T_T

I – I’m not gonna make it.

Maybe I can squeeze four hours of sleep in before I have to be back at work. 😥