Ever wake up feeling like you’ve only been asleep for ten minutes and you’re so exhausted that you actually start crying?

No bartender should ever be up this early.

People complain about never getting to see me with my hair down, so here it is before I wrestle this mess into a bun which I DON’T EVEN HAVE THE ENERGY TO DO

Bonus picture of annoying cat who always thinks it’s cool to rub against me and try to crawl in my lap when I’m about to leave in my ALL BLACK UNIFORM, so I figured I’d annoy her back and make her uncomfortable.

Let’s get ready for the shit show that is St. Patrick’s Day, shall we