I still really wanna do a dx/mgs crossover like. I just wanna put Adam Jensen on Mother Base. I have no idea how I’d converge those timelines though. Idk like IF RAIDEN CAN TIME TRAVEL TO GZ then Jensen can assplant through a wormhole to 1984 or smth
Ocelot would make jokes. “Hey Miller,” (nudge nudge) “now you’ve got a little friend to talk to about hiding your emotions behind cool shades and a cartoonishly popped collar”
Quiet would be immediately suspicious and untrusting. She’d slink around doing her shadestepping thing but Jensen would just switch on his Smart Vision and see her anyway, then activate his glass shield cloaking and Icarus dash just to tease her like “lolz I can be invisible and zoom around really fast too, fite me” and she’d be like ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Kaz would make Jensen a chemical burger and he’d be like “I never asked for this”
Ocelot would find some way to turn “hey we have the same name” into “plEASE LET ME TOUCH YOUR PEEN”
Venom would be super interested in Adam’s augs, and Adam would be vaguely interested in V’s bionic arm but ultimately turn his nose up at it because it’s ~not sophisticated enough~
Then he’d see the rocket arm and be like WAIT IT CAN REMOTELY ZOOM AROUND AND PUNCH PEOPLE???? WHY DON’T I HAVE THAT?? KOLLER!!! GET OVER HERE AND MODIFY ONE OF THESE FOR MY SYSTEM
Because Koller is there too ok
And he’s dicking around in R&D while Huey’s sniffing around behind him with the biggest boner and won’t leave him tf alone
Sometimes Koller and Ocelot put on matching track suits and slav squat around the base all day
Haha wow this is really dumb
I apologize for this garbage oh my god
Can You Bring Me The Gun of Rambo? 