Happy Kaz? After playing so much MGSV I forgot what it looked like when people smiled and it didn’t look like they just swallowed glass lol. (Tho I can’t decide whether Dude-Bro Kaz or Salty dead inside Kaz is my favorite)
Quick drawing of my favorite TPP ending: The secret 4 Dads Happy Ending
I know I’ve talked about it before but my favourite thing to think about is Big Boss forcing Kaz over his knee, yanking his pants down, and spanking him mercilessly in front of all of Mother Base. Maybe he got fed up with Kaz mooning everyone all the time, like,
“Kaz, you like showing your ass so much, let’s make it a pretty color, then”
And he keeps squirming and fighting and yelling and it just makes BB hit him harder and everyone’s just kind of stunned but can’t look away ‘cause it’s kinda like a trainwreck and the soldiers’ reactions are anywhere from uncomfortable to vaguely turned on, and medic is standing somewhere in the back with tented pants and a smirk at all the little yelps Kaz makes
And BB tells him the more he fights, the longer it’s gonna last so by the time it’s over, Kaz’s ass is deep red and so raw that he can barely pull his pants back up
Later, medic finds him and teases him about it, but then he lays Kaz face down on his exam table and rubs a soothing cream into the handprints BB left and Kaz is so turned on that he rubs himself out against the table and medic doesn’t say a word, just cleans him up after he comes and lets him sleep
this is not!!! what i was planning!!! on drawing!!! but it’s all i’ve got!!!
tailless whip scorpions are harmless sweethearts who can’t help the fact that they have spooky grabby arms and i feel bad for being scared shitless of them