Every time I see Domhnall’s ass I’m like “goddamn who wouldn’t wanna eat their lunch off of that” AND THEN I GOT AN IDEA

I wanna read a fic where Hux is the naked sushi model in one of those nantaimori restaurants and Kylo is a regular who doesn’t even really like sushi, just comes in frequently so he can eat his lunch off of his favorite ginger model

gaylo-ben:

hux’s butt – the galaxy’s finest peach 🍑

“Ren, put me down this instant!”

can’t stop thinking about #huxbuttgate … neither can kylo, so he decides to take matters into his own hands… and bed. kylo can tell hux loves it, so he carries him around butt naked all across the finalizer <3!

gaylo-ben:

kylux – “Stop trying to kiss me, Ren.”

“But you’re Emperor now, Hux.. you can have anything you want.”

“…What I want is for you to shut the hell up and do what you’re here for.”

emporer hux’s bedroom is beautiful. it’s got first order bedpost curtains like a king, and a custom designed window to the stars so he can keep an eye on the galaxy… and of course his royal guard dog, kylo ren, sleeps by his side for ultimate protection.