jeusus:

“You’re late.”

“I told you, we’ve been held up, the Force doesn’t have a schedule, Hux.”

“I’m bored.”

“You’re never bored, go back to work I’ll be back in 17 hours.”

“I’ll go and inspect the troops, here, have a souvenir.”

“You naughty-Wait is that a Stormtroopers restroom sign?”

“…Maybe.”

“ETA 57 minutes, get the fuck back to your quarters.”

“:)”

It’s pretty interesting how when you’re in the service/entertainment industry, that trope of “getting to a certain age and all of your friends are getting married” isn’t really as common as “all of your friends are getting breast implants”