
Here they are…
The Gopniks of Ren, or The Knights of Adidas…
“We ran a decloaking scan, and sure enough, Resistance transports have just launched from the cruiser”.



About Time; or, Two Hours and Three Minutes of Close-ups of Domhnall Gleeson Pretty-Pouting
Hi my name is Kylo Ren and I have long ebony
black hair and dark brown eyes like limpid tears and a lot
of people tell me I look like Darth Vader (AN: if u don’t know who he is
get da hell out of here!). I’m NOT related to Han Solo (I’M NOT) even though he’s a major fucking hottie. I’m a goth (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear
mostly black. I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. For
example today I was wearing a black mask with matching silver detailing around it
and a black robe with a black cloak. I also had my red lightsaber that goes in three directions instead of one because it’s special. I was walking outside Starkiller Base. It was snowing and raining so
there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of stormtroopers stared at
me. I put up my middle finger at them.