we know that big boss doesn’t really hold hygiene in the highest regard while ocelot’s hygeine is immaculate but why can I picture big boss denying ocelot a kiss after a bj bc “dick lips” whereas ocelot likes to jump on boss after he’s been on missions? It’s like that mgs3 codec call where ocelot eats all of big boss’s food to be “closer” to him and big boss just thinks it’s the weirdest thing

OH GOD LOL HE WOULD. BB might eat anything, but he draws the line at his nether regions especially when he’s been squatting in a swamp for days =D 

tbh that sounds like such an Ocelot fetish too, he’s all over that scent kink. I imagine he has a weird fixation on BB’s thicket of pubic hair too haVE MERCY