Can You Bring Me The Gun of Rambo?

I’m at the Twins of Evil show lmao

It’s 102 degrees out here I’m die

lordturkeyfist:

kryptonians:

lesbianbritneyspears:

perrisbueller:

lesbianbritneyspears:

when people are like “the hunger games just stole the plot of battle royale” like listen everything steals from the plot of everything the lion king is just furry hamlet westworld is jurassic park but sexier lost is edgy gilligan’s island there are no original stories and the only good piece of media is jennifer’s body

Michael crichton wrote westworld and jurassic park tho so he just pirated himself

michael crichton keeps TRYING to tell y’all about the evils of capitalism impeding on the progress of science when will y’all LISTEN

Maybe he just doesn’t like theme parks

michael crichton in line for a roller coaster at six flags: fuck this

If you’ve never felt the same way you’re lying

domhnall-tonal:

Star Wars: Episode IX – how’s it going so far?

coconutmilkyway:

there u go. i keep my promises. sometimes

keepin cool in the summer heat

just like me

jeusus:

“That is one naughty little secret you have here, Grand Marshal.”

bbscorner:

as per @killingyouguy7‘s request, here is some Ciri / Cerys ❤

jeusus:

You are changing the subject. Why?

I don’t know what you’re talking about. We’re out of Rice Krispies.
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An early morning quickie that turns into a little argument that turns into an argumentative quickie.

I took the liberty of playing with @hollyhark‘s boys and making up a little scene between them because I’m so, SO excited for the return of the IKEA Verse! I hope you don’t mind, dear, these boys are irresistible!