ladysokolov:

My favourite totally canonical rants by Emiel Regis Rohellec Terzieff-Godefroy (In no particular order. My boy has the best rants.)

  • Why Are So Many Human Curses/Insults About Sex!? Sex Is BEAUTIFUL and AMAZING!
  • Why Lone Wolf Imagery and Geralt of Rivia are Both Stupid
  • Don’t Do Human Blood Kids! It’s BAD FOR YOU. Let Me Tell You About All The Mistakes I Made Because Of The Terrible Drug That is Human Blood. What’s That? You Are Humans? Pfft. Imma Tell You Anyway!
  • To All Humans; Please Stop Projecting Your Horrible Sexual Fantasies on Vampires! It’s Not Our Fault You’re Repressed!

ask-finny:

official-sachsen-anhalt:

trapperweasel:

ethanredotter:

trapperweasel:

I asked my boyfriend in Canada once, how he deals with polar bears because I was curious about what to do and he was like, just be calm, let them know you’re there, and give them space and they’ll usually just go away. 

In Finland on the other hand.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z7_pVrIshxA

Lmao Finland Man ain’t taking shit from bears.

PERRrrRrrRrKELE

((Two kinds of people))