jamison-rutledge:

Junkrat is attaching c4 charges to the side of a bank in the dead of night, when some fifteen year old walks up behind him with a bullhorn. “HOW CAN YOU BE SO DISGUSTING!” they yell. Junkrat turns around to stare at them for a moment, before detonating the charges. “Who the heck are you and what are you doin’ here? This ain’t no place for kids.” “HOW CAN YOU-” the child begins, as the balding criminal who they’re screaming at sends an explosive tire around the corner to deal with a couple of pesky security guards. “…DATE SOMEONE TWICE YOUR OWN AGE?!” they finish.