What they smell like: Damp cedar and tobacco, earthy maduro, that humidor smell (tbh I love that smell, I always jump on the customers that want to buy a cigar because that means I get to open the humidor and stick my head in ^_^)
How they sleep (sleeping position, schedule, etc): Boring, rigid on a narrow cot on his back. Or in the mud, he’s an animal. But if he’s in bed with Kaz, after he falls asleep he’ll curl into him and let Kaz spoon him
What music they enjoy: BB FUCKING LOVES ELVIS OK
How much time they spend getting ready every morning: Haha none. He’s an animal, he makes the neckbeard look fabulous. But sometimes he’ll take ten minutes to trim/shape it at Kaz’s insistence because it gets scratchy and cumbersome when Kaz gets kissy and affectionate =D
Their favorite thing to collect: He secretly collects photographs of people he cares about because U KNO HE’S SENTIMENTAL, OBVIOUSLY. The Boss, EVA, Ocelot’s punk ass, TONS of pictures of Kaz.
Left or right-handed: Canonically he’s right-handed, but I kind of see him as being ambidextrous
Religion (if any): SANTAISM. No, not satanism, SANTAISM. He loves Santa. T_T
Favorite sport: He likes beach volleyball too. It’s a Thing in the MSF and he just likes tumbling around in the sand with Kaz and Medic. ^_^ HE ALSO LIKES GOLF THOUGH ‘CAUSE HE’S A TYPICAL FRUMPY DAD.
Favorite touristy thing to do when traveling (museums, local food, sightseeing, etc): He’s a massive dork about indigenous plants and animals in the area so he knows whether or not he can EAT THEM
Favorite kind of weather: He likes cold weather and snow ‘cause it makes him think of SANTA
A weird/obscure fear they have: idk, mongooses??? mongeese? what the fuck is the plural for mongoose lol lol lol
The carnival/arcade game they always win without fail: That Test-Your-Strength game with the mallet and the bell. BB fucking breaks the goddamn bell every time (and sometimes the mallet), carnies hate him =D =D =D
Can You Bring Me The Gun of Rambo? 